Mermaid Escapes Ocean!
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Last Monday, July 3rd, an aquatic creature crawled up Panama City Beach and into America's Heart. Rachel "Funnyfin" Humphries says she left the underwater realm of Atlantis to find better employment options on the land. "There aren't many Administrative Specialist positions in Poseidon's government or businesses as the paper gets all soggy and the ink floats away."
INS Official Carmen Sandiego said that they expect to deport Rachel as soon as they take her into custody. After she crawled up the beach she got into an Uber and her current whereabouts are unknown. The INS asks that anybody who sees this mermaid 'surface' please contact them.
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