Scientist Make Breakthrough: Dog Bark Translator
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Scientists at Columbia University have finally identified the vocal cues correlating to feelings and intents. Using quantum computing scientists have been able to create a collar mounted device that will convert canine barks in to basic English sentences as well as convert human speech in to canine barks which are then played through a wireless mic embedded in the dogs ear.
Surprisingly, canines have a unique form of grammar in their barking that makes it especially easy to translate in to English. However less surprising was that dogs think we are all dumb-asses for picking up their shit and letting them lick our faces. The canines which were studied for this breakthrough in linguistic science all have one common message to share with their human overlords....
You're a dumbass.
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