Scientists discover plants feel pain and comunicate.

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It appears that plants not only feel pain, but communicate it and have energy fields surrounding them similar to animals. "We have discovered that plants do indeed feel pain." Dr. Gerylan Fischer Harvard agriculture science department. Harvard scientists now believe that not only do plants feel pain but that their energy fields slowly diminish as they are refrigerated in produce coolers at the store and in our refrigerators. "It appears that vegetarians may be the crulest of sustenance preferences, especially if they prefer whole rooted yet starving plants kept on the verge of death in refrigerated environments." Phil M, Knuts PhD of agriculture studies from Duke University. The true degeneracy of the vegan lifestyle is revealed with these recent findings as vegans are proven to be the most deviant food purveyors.

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