Young teenage girls in deprived towns such as Rochdale warned to keep their knickers on!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 57754 Shares
Theresa Mays government has issued a stark warning to any young female that might be feeling the urge to be 'street groomed'. Speaking at the annual general meeting of Fight Injustice Silence Today (FIST), she said that kebabs do not equal love. If you are hungry please please go to the food bank and batter your way through the slightly peckish nurses so you can get a decent meal of out of date tinned carrots, or something similar. Stressing the PM said 'What I want to make absolutely clear is that no young spotty northern lass in this fair green land should feel obligated to offer up her maidenhood to 20 or 30 Asian men just for some grub'
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
-
2
octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images