A Big Named Pagan Gives New Meaning to Toilet Plume
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A self-proclaimed BNP (Big Named Pagan) has exclaimed that making magic while sitting on the toilet is just as powerful as Harry Potter's infamous Wingardium Leviosa, otherwise known as the Levitation Charm. The charm is used to make objects fly, shit stir, or levitate, and is taught to neophytes at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
"What people don't know won't hurt them," says the BNP. "Muggles get what they deserve and I get my bills paid."
The fact that he admittedly deceives people by repackaging cheap dried herbs and overcharging for them doesn't bother him at all. Purveyors of occult goods trust the quaint little shop seemingly without question. The added bonus of those same herbs and other merchandise being sprayed with "toilet plume" - the phenomenon of shooting aerosolized feces into the air that occurs when a toilet is flushed - is par for the course when it comes to faux witchery.
Wow, this gives the term "shit-stirrer" a whole new meaning.
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