Local New Orleans Haunt Targeted for Jinxes

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A new business dealing in the conjure arts in downtown New Orleans has been targeted for hauntings, reports an anonymous source in the area.

The anonymous source, known as "ghost whisperer," said that a local group of vindictive individuals has summoned up the fifollet and directed them to descend on the new business.

But why?

"Dey say dey are tired of dem foreigners coming down here and 'propriating our culture. Ain' goina happen no mo, cher. I can assure you dat!"

Well, alrighty then. Better get the St. Benedict medals ready...

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