Donald Trump Vows to Uncover The Secrets of Area 51 By Executive Order

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Donald Trump is turning his attention away from Illegal Aliens and may now be focused on helping illegally kept Aliens from other planets. In a private meeting on Friday morning an inside source revealed that Donald Trump vows to sign an executive order sometime early next week that will force those in charge of Area 51 to open it's Pandora's Box. For years conspiracies of imprisoned aliens from distant galaxies have surrounded the remote base and it is believed that most of our advanced technology comes from the capture and torture of these extra-terrestrial beings. Now with Donald Trump in Office and his take no prisoners attitude Area 51 will be exposed to the public. It is yet undetermined if President Trump plans to visit the base but the inside source stated that it's an option he is considering. What will this do to society if everything that has been suspected of Area 51 is true? Will there be mass chaos? Will this cause a new war within our own borders? This may be a good time to start preparing for the worse to come.

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