400 Pound Solid GOLD Boulder found in Jefferson County
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A man out digging in his backyard in Alabama found a treasure beyond belief !
Frank Tillman of Trussville a small suburb adjacent to Birmingham was digging a foundation for an outhouse in his backyard when he struck a sold object which turned his labor into the most profitable labor he has ever done.
"My wife and son are always in the two bathrooms in our house and I have IBS so when I gotta go "I GOTTA GO" well I finally had enough of being locked out so I went and got a shovel and started digging my backyard after I told my family "Lemme in or I am going to build an outhouse in the back and keep it locked for NOBODY but me! His wife replied "that's a load of crap" TIllman replied EXACTLY "and I got to deposit it somewhere QUICK"
When asked if the find was true Tillman said "I ain't shittin ya,, well at least not in an outhouse that is. Because I am buying a mansion with 3 bathrooms then we are going to travel the USA.
Reports of Tillman's neighbors digging up their entire acreage for gold, have not resulted as of yet in another "gold strike".
I side note is Tillman is inundated by new found interest of his estranged brothers and distant relatives to be acquainted again, his oldest brother promises to never hide from him again if they per chance spots him in public. A person claiming to be his cousin has publicly apologized to him for ripping his best friend off and slandering Tillman's wife.
Tillman also plans to invest in his friend's (movie star "Randy Smith aka Tumbleweed") latest foray into Smith's Production Company "Aluminum Man Productions"
The 400 pound GOLD boulder is worth: $7,174,140.10
Based upon the current spot gold price of: $1,229.88
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