Executive Order declared for Sunday July 16th 2017.

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News sources have indicated that late on Saturday evening July 15, 2017 the "Whitey House" issued an unprecedented Executive Order barring any employee of any Federal workforce Job from having to report for work on the evening of Sunday July 16th, 2017. This Order was issued due to the overwhelming number of Government employees expected to call off work to watch HBO's "Game of Thrones" season 7 premier. Attempts were made to contact several local Federal employees for comment without success. Phone answering machines picked up on all call attempts with the following recording .. "Hello..if you are attempting to reach Jim, Steve, Dana, Chris, Kristen, Mike or Denny we are unable to get to the phone..Winter Has Arrived and we will be unable to make it to work tonight because the night is dark and full of terrors." More on this story will be posted as it becomes available.

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