Pro football is rigged

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For over 30 year, players, coaches and hometowns have been controlled by one man.
"Ten years out of High school, I was nowhere. I needed to make some money. I decided to alter pro games and cash in."
Mr. Harrison, a cornhusker from Lincoln, Nebraska, began by controlling the draft.
"In two years I had teams and cities right where I wanted them. Moving teams and players was easy and very profitable."
Things where going along fine until 2014 season.
"I planned on Elway to return as starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens and my secret financial backing dried up."
Mr. Harrison now lives in luxurious seclusion in Belize.

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