Nintendo: "Super Mario Brothers is not Factually Based on Plumbing Profession"

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Millions were shocked to learn that the Super Mario franchise by Nintendo Entertainment is not an accurate depiction of the plumbing profession. To add insult to injury, none of the techniques used in the popular video game series are known to be effective at repairing plumbing problems. Nintendo issued a four-hundred page statement explaining that ".... most turtles and mushrooms are not associated with plumbing repair or causes of plumbing problems.....".
Nintendo did not comment on the massive amount of gold coins, or money, plumbers collect when working only to say that "it doesn't hurt to have the income of a princess when paying for plumbing work."

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