Missing Couple

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Couple disappears while biking the D&L Trail along the Deleware River in Tinicum County late Friday night. The couple's bicycles were found stashed beneath bramble on an abandoned property east of the Deleware Canal during a search of the area around dawn this morning. A recorded cellular phone call to 911 at 11:42 p.m. bears evidence of foul play. The caller, a woman, sreams into the phone "they've found us" over and over again. It is believed that the couple fell victim to a local satanic cult. Any information regarding this situation or the whereabouts of this couple should be directed to the Tinicim County Police Department or the F.B.I. Bucks County Field Office.

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