Local catering chef under investigation after series of wicked farts

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CAPE GIRARDEAU - A local catering chef is wanted in connection to a string of farts that have bewildered the senses of many customers in and around Southeast Missouri State University.

Authorities say the person of interest is a white male, between 6-feet-5 and 6-feet-8 with a black or blue pick up truck.

University police say flatulence in a public place where food is served is illegal.

"You wouldn't pass gas at your mom's house, in her kitchen, right next to her," said Captain Johnathan Witmer. "You shouldn't do that here where we eat."

City ordinance says there is a $10,000 fine and up to 10 days behind bars for a person convicted of crop dusting in a kitchen used to serve food to the public.

A search for the suspect is ongoing.

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