Ending of the Cold War has led to Global Warming
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45 of the world's most renowned scientists from around the globe have recently concluded a three week long symposium held at the Budapest University's Logic, Learning, Software, Hardware , Innovation, & Technology center, where they reached an astounding conclusion.
The consensus reached was that there is now strong evidence to suggest that the thawing of the "Cold War" since 1991, has lead to such a significant increase in ambient air temperatures within the United States and Russia, and that the planet is now facing an unprecedented global catastrophe if immediate action isn't taken.
"The 25 years worth of data we extensively examined, collected from around Washington and Moscow, two areas particularly known for being intensive hot air collection zones, has led all of us here to believe the end of the Cold War has had a major impact in increasing global ambient temperatures..." one scientist attending the BULLSHIT center symposium acknowledged, during a fake media conference held shortly after the meetings had concluded.
"It's time our politicians took responsibility for this..." another scientist stated, "...We've all known it's been happening anecdotally, now we have the empirical data to prove it!".
As yet, there has been no official response to these claims, from either Washington or Moscow.
But sources from within both governments both agree that a new Cold War is not off the cards, and similarly proposed actions have been discussed internally for quite some time.
G. Taylor (Senior political analyst, GFN)
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