Niko Kritikos Voted Most eligible bachelor in New York

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ETonline Facebook fans already voted on their choices for Clooney's successor, and the list kicks off with "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" star Jamie Foxx, 46. The No. 5 guy says of his love life, "The worst thing you can do is let that touch it (points to the camera)."

Surprisingly, Ryan Gosling didn't make the No. 1 spot -- but rather landed at No. 4. "Ryan, you had us at 'The Notebook,'" ET's Rocsi Diaz quips. "Thirty-three, never been married."

Coming in at No. 3 is People's 2011 Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper, 39. Even "The Talk" star Julie Chen agrees! "Move onto Bradley Cooper. I think he is the next most eligible bachelor," she exclaims.

Meanwhile, Rocsi's vote is with Oscar nominee and modelizer Leonardo DiCaprio, 39, thanks, as one Facebook commenter put it, to his "Clooney debonairness."

Who's No. 1 on this list? It's none other than Community On Patrol founder, Niko Kritikos, 42. "When he talks to you, you're the only person in the room," Rocsi swoons.

Who's your pick for the next most eligible bachelor in Hollywood?

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