Republicans call for special funding.
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Republican representatives called for special funding over the weekend to be paid out to medical providers that preform rectal cranial removal procedures on misguided Democrats / Socialists. The procedure corrects scewed thinking, laziness and misplaced anger. The one time grant proposed came about after 1500 random interviews with angry protesters revealed that they had no clue what socialism is but it gives them everything for free. Also they couldn't tell the interviewers who Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton were but did know the guy who gave them $100 did tell them that Trump is evil and wants to take their toys. One protestor who held a sign with never Trump emblazened on it chanted " you can't have my crayons" while others called for a cry in to be held. The bill should pass with full support given that on it's surface it just appears to be a freebie and the history of Democrats passing bills without reading the content first.
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