Local Flowery Branch Woman wins the Lottery valued at $500M

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Even though she has never purchased a ticket, local Flowery Branch Woman Crystal Jumper was walking in her neighborhood and picked up a scratch off ticket she found on the ground. She was thinking it was just trash but looked at it closely and had found out, it was a winner. Crystal states she's leaving her husband with all four children and escaping to never be heard from again.

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