Yanks announce Chapman moved into rotation

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On the heals of the Yankees/White Sox trade, the Yankees announce that Aroldis Chapman will be moving into the rotation to replace Michael Pineda. David Robertson will take over as closer.

In discussing the move, Brian Cashman stated, "We believe Chapman's full arsenal will be an added plus to the rotation."

In other news, CC Sabathia announced his retirement at the end of the year to pursue a career in ballet. CC stated, "I've always wanted to be a ballerina."

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