Restaurant in NJ, changes ownership, and style

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Terrace Tavern and Crab Shack under new ownership, changes whole vibe and style. New owners Toby and Mike Sweeney, purchased from Steven Eisenberg back in the spring, have revamped the whole space.

"We planted an herb garden and use fresh herbs for our cocktails, its fresh and new and our customers love it," says Mike.

Local Suuq Maydik, regular was interviewed saying," Its great. Love the new energy. It still smells like wicked farts in there. But the farts are new owner farts, not old man owner farts"

Toby Sweeney, who says the team is opening a new pub next fall, commented that her farts are the best and she looks forward to farting in every corner in her newly revamped restaurant conglomerate.

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