Great White found in Ohio River
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Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times. This monster was fou d lurking the shallows of the Ohio River last week. ODNR has done their best to keep thos quiet, but a reliable source c within the department, has confirmed these wild reports.
It was believed by ocean biologists that the Great White was capable of adapting to freshwater, but it has never been recorded in the wild.
That still leaves the questions, how did it get through the dams and locks, and what prompted it to make the journey?
We may never know as this beast has slippes it's line and has sunk into the murky depths of the Ohio.
ODNR is sparing no cost in attempting to capture this wonder of the deep and has assured us that it will work diligently in either transfering it back to the Atlantic or possibly to Northeast Ohio'sfinest aquarium.
Rest assured we will be following this one closely.
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