LOCAL MAN WRESTLES GIRL TO GROUND IN FUNFAIR BRAWL OVER HALF A LAGER
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LOCAL MAN PATRICK ANNABLE WAS SEEN WRESTLING A GIRL TO THE GROUND AT A LOCAL FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION.
DESPITE EARLIER CLAIMS OF A DISCREPANCY OVER HALF A LAGER THAT JAYNE LEWIS ALSO OF DERBY CLAIMED WAS HERS, PATRICK WAS ADAMANT THAT HE BOUGHT THE ACTUAL DRINK AND WAS NOT HAVING NONE OF IT.
SPEAKING OPEN AND CANDIDLY , PATRICK ,OF NO FIXED ABODE TOLD REPORTERS " I,M TELLING YOU NOW, I PAID GOOD HONEST MONEY FOR THAT BEER AND JAYNE TOOK IT RIGHT FROM UNDER MY NOSE !!! I WAS BLOODY FUMING ".
IN DEFENSE , JAYNE ALSO TOLD US THAT SHE CHANGED A TWENTY SPOT FOR THAT HALF AND CAN EVEN SHOW YOU THE CHANGE, HE,S A BLOODY CROOK AND CAN,T BE TRUSTED.
" IT,S THE LAST TIME HE COMES OUT WITH US , I,M BLOODY FUMING " !!! PLUS I SNAGGED ME DRESS ON THE BOUNCY CASTLE UNDER HIS WEIGHT , ! HE WANTS BLOODY SECTIONING PAT DOES , HE,S A NIGHTMARE WHEN HE,S HALF COOKED. "
SINCE SPEAKING , NEITHER PATRICK OR JAYNE HAVE REFUSED TO COMMENT .
JAYNE IS NOW IN SPAIN AND PAT IS IN THE GUTTER.
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