Allegheny Maintenance L.L.C. to be voted the greater Pittsburgh area's top Sanitary Service

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Wednesday, July 19th marks an unforgettable day for business owner Bryan Ward. His company, Allegheny Maintenance Window Cleaning L.L.C, is being currently voted 1 in services available in the greater Pittsburgh area. The biannual voters took a scrupulous look at the company's many achievements, but none stood out more than the pristigious ACE (Award of Customer Excellence) of last year. After the vote Mr. Ward was awarded the key to the city by Mayor Peduto and will continue, with his power, to make this city clean again one window at a time.

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