Pipeline Worker, Former Soccer Coach mates with Sasquatch and fathers her child

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Parkersburg, WV. A man has been remanded to the custody of North Central Regional Jail for copulating with a Sasquatch and fathering her child. The West Virginia State Police conducted an investigation recently when Natural Resources Police discovered the abomination. A confession and DNA testing has revealed the father as Derek Davis from Parkersburg, WV. Spokespersons from the State Police said the act constitutes a felony and Mr. Davis could be facing 10 to 25 years in prison for Indecent Acts with an Endangered Species. The investigation is ongoing. Anyone with addition information is asked to comment below.

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