Chocolate good for you?

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According to new studies from slimskin.org chocolate is actually nurtritionally good for you! Research shows that chocolate has fat burning oils and enzymes. However chocolate has a certain chemical in it known as euryaka. Which translates into "reverse effect". When euryaka is mixed with stomach acid, just as the translation states, it has reverse effects. When the two substances meet, the acid multiplies the amount of sugars in the chocolate, hence having the opposite effect. So researchers are suggesting that in order to embrace the enzymes in chocolate, you should wait about two hours before eating chocolate, in order to minimize stomach acid.

More and more studies are being conducted each day. According to goodhealth.great, one woman has lost nearly 40 pounds in three months! By only adding a half a chocolate bar in each of her three meals a day, Sommer Ray exclaims that "Not only do feel better but I also look better and all of my meals taste great with that chocolate dessert! And I suggest for everyone try a little chocolate. It sure helped me!" Sommer has now decided to found Sweet and Slim. A non profit recipe organization to help incorporate chocolate in every meal.

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