Just in Christian Marshall has drank all of West Virginia's alcohol.

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Princeton local Christian Marshall has cleared all bars and restaurants for their beer and liquor. Marshall has drank 79,200,000 gallons of alcohol over the last 21 days. Many local residents was interviewed names shall not be identified but many residents said that they are going to steal a "don't tread on me" flag off the back of his truck as retaliation. Locals are aware Marshall can be very violent when even smelling a Corona Light or the slightest amount of alcohol. We advise all residents to stay indoors and not to steal his flag. Marshall is know to leave house in rage and hunt you down.

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