Krystal Cranston Dyes Skin Blue In Attempt To Become Real-Life Smurfette
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ROSEVILLE, CA - A young woman living in the city of Roseville has stunned the entire Sacramento area with her newest body modification. Being a die hard fan of the Smurfs, Krystal Cranston of Roaeville has decided to take her love for the Smurfs to a whole other level.
Wednesday, July 19th, Krystal began her journey to become a Smurf by beginning to change her entire skin to the color blue. That's right--she is so dedicated to becoming a Smurffette that she has already began undergoing the long coloring process.
In order to color her entire body blue, she must go Through eight 4 hour long tattoo sessions -- slowly but surely shading her entire body blue. Starting from the feet going up, Krystal already is completely blue up to her calves!
"I never imagined being with a real-life Smurf," boyfriend Logan states. "But I love her regardless of the color of her skin, so if it makes her happy then it makes me happy."
Check back in for updates on Krystal's transition!
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