OJ To Live & Play Golf at Trump's Mar Lago !!!!
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Friday, July 21, 2017 - Loveland, NV
According to OJ Simpson's new lawyer, Lionel Hutz, Esq., Donald Trump has offered O.J. Simpson a guesthouse near his private pool along with Kato Kalin.
OJ will play golf with Saudi Kings, Russians and other diplomats and tell jokes by the pool & jacuzzi. A 'Parole Pool' will be set up online where the public can bet on which month they think OJ will violate his parole terms, and be sent back to a Nevada prison again. All proceeds will go to the Brown & Goldman families, to pay off his civil legal judgment of $33 Million, paid in pennies.
Once OJ's parole has ended on September 30, 2022, he will be eligible to be nominated as the Ambassador to North Korea and play basketball with Dennis Rodman and their short leader, Kim Jung Il Kardashian. OJ will also petition the Court to change his last name to East, just to piss off Kanye West.
All media inquires about OJ East can be sent to Mr. Hutz Springfield law office. Lionel's Wiki page lists his many famous clients: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Hutz
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