Stannis Baratheon proclaimed king by Jason Godin
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New Brunswick resident Jason Godin has sworn fealty to King Stannis of the house Baratheon by bending the knee. In a ceremony that has been highly celebrated since Mr. Godin threw aside the usurper Jon Snow and picked up the flaming heart banner.
Mr. Godin was later quoted saying "I had no idea what came over me, it was like a bad case of diarrhea, the more I listened to D&D the more I spewed nonstop nonsense. It wasn't until my dear friend Evan of the house Shelley came to me like pepto bismol and cleared the shit from my eyes to shown me a cleaner future with R'hllor and Stannis."
Evan of the house Shelley has since retired to his keep in Miramichi.
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