New world record in tubing!
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Morristown, TN resident Jerome Griffin has just set the world record in tubing this weekend. While on what should have been a peaceful family outing tubing down the Little River in Towsend, TN, did he and his family know he would wind up substaining more than 34 injuries. The previous documentable record was 26. Apparently Jerome had never attempted to tube so he wound up wearing his tube like a tutu and it got stuck. However, this wasn't how he substained most of his injuries. He heard a bunch of screams just ahead as the current had spun his tube around backwards. At that moment he decided he was not going to continue on this " journey to Hell " as he describe the event. He pretty much jumped off his tube and started tumbling down the rapids hitting approximately 29 sharp rocks. Onlookers were amazed at the sight as he rolled and rolled. One local resident compaired the look on Jerome's face as " The Thousand Yard Stare". We asked the family about the incident and every one of them couldn't stop laughing long enough to give a comment. I am sure everyone is very proud and happy that the whole thing turned out to be a new world record! Way to go Jerome! We called Jerome for comments and asked him if he was going to try white water rafting next and there was a slight hesitation in his voice and he then replied , " I would but I would rather pull my own teeth ! "
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