Benefits Specialist Keys to Happiness!
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Tired of actually having to work for a living? Follow these steps and you'll be on your way to a work free and full paycheck life!!
1. When someone calls asking for an explanation of benefits, just forward the line to valence! IT'S THAT EASY!!
2. Need to pass by the day? Get your phone out and sit at your desk! The world is your oyster!
3. In the rare event you actually do work? Well, my friends do I have a treat for you! You will get recognized on the huddle board for everyone to see! No one will ever know...
4. Don't worry Shawn, your secrets and tricks of the trade are safe with us!
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