Scientists Discover the Benefits of Being Friends with Prudes

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After years of research, scientists at the University of Michigan- Flint found a link between the happiness and well being of people who had one killjoy among their closest friends. Exposure to one goody-goody daily increased endorphins, reduced pain receptors, diminished risk taking, and settled the never ending cycle of arguing where to have dinner. Prudes never want to try anything new so you will always end up at the same old place and feel satisfied despite your anger. Studies show that while having any more than one prude per group decreased the positive benefits. However, when one fuddy-duddy is grouped with foul-mouthed muck-spouters, the benefits triple. One participant that wished to remain anonymous stated, "We always have a &$@!ing great time even when Kandy drags us down. She's such a good, cautious person. We $&@!ing love her and the safety net she brings to all of us b'ches."

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