Local Man Discovers He Married Himself
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First reported by News, a local Texas man has discovered after several s days of marriage, that he in fact married himself. "It's a bit surprising" said dipshit, "I don't know how I didn't realize it sooner." When questioned, we lesrned that he had been talking to spouse, eating meals cooked by spouse, and even sleeping with spouse. "I don't know how to explain it" holcombdipshit admitted, "I guess my penis was just going in my own vagina the whole time."
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