Austin flights cancelled because it's too hot for planes

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As temperatures climb in Austin, Texas, more than 65 flights have been cancelled - because it is too hot for planes to fly. The weather forecast for the US city suggests temperatures could reach nearly 110F by this weekend, suspending any and all travel outside the Austin-Bergstrom airport. A local spokesperson has suggested that all passengers attempting to fly out the rest of the week make other arrangements, "Based on what we are seeing currently, we feel it's in the best interest of the airlines and of the customers to hold off coming to the airport until further notice." Another airline official indicated that all individuals should plan on spending more time with their significant other instead. "We feel it's in the only move to make right now. It's hot, it's stressful, everyone needs to grab a sno cone and a good movie. It'll cool down eventually." This news has been tough for the public, especially for those traveling to New York and London. This is a hawttt situation with more updates sure to come.

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