Local Man Lies about Vacation Plans, Attends Elite Running Camp
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A Bethlehem man, David Dodge, has apparently been lying to his friends about his vacation plans, so that he could attend the Bill Rodgers Running Camp on Cape Cod.
Mike Molzon, brother-in-law, and Jim McDonough, friend, met up at the White's Woods trail run this past Thursday. The two men discussed Mr. Dodge's vacation, when something seemed amiss.
"Usually Dave is Mr. Facebook when it comes to family vacations, pictures, posts, the whole nine yards", said Molzon.
"But this time was different", interjected McDonough, "there was just one picture of the back of a woman who may or may not have been his wife, Jody."
The men pawned their "hardware" and tech t-shirts from various 5k's to hire a private investigator. What they found was shocking. It seems that that Mr. Dodge was working out with Bill Rodgers and other elite runners from 7a.m. until 5p.m. every day of his "vacation".
When confronted by the private investigator, Dodge broke into a full sprint. "Man, that guy is fast!! I guess the camp is really paying off", remarked the the P.I.
When reached for comment, Bill Rodgers replied, "Dodge is a great natural runner. He does have a history of overuse injuries, so I was working with him to train smarter, not harder. I don't see what the big deal is."
"The big deal is that he is using family vacation time to kick our butts in the White's Woods 5k!!" screamed Molzon.
"Luckily, there aren't many hills on the Cape, so we have the advantage at White's", reasoned McDonough.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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