RUSSIA BEHIND MAJOR WIRELESS /CELLPHONE INTERRUPTION.
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IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED IN A PRESS RELEASE ONE HOUR AGO THAT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS CONFIRMED THAT THE INTERRUPTION IN CELL/WIRELESS SERVICE EXPERIENCED TODAY WAS AN EFFORT ON BEHALF OF THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT TO CARRY OUT A SIMPLE TECHNOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT MEANT TO SHOW THE AMERICAN/ CANADIAN PEOPLE THE IMMEDIATE AND POSITIVE OUTLOOK THAT CAN BE ATTAINED BY KEEPING TRUMP FROM TWITTERING AND TWEETING FOR JUST A FEW HOURS... THOUGH AT FIRST CAUSING SOME PANIC AMONG THE MILLIONS OF CUSTOMERS AFFECTED BY THIS INTERRUPTION..PEOPLE WERE RELIEVED TO DISCOVER THAT ALTHOUGH IT WAS INCONVENIENT TO HAVE THEIR "CELLS DIE "SO QUICKLY AND WITHOUT WARNING.....THE REALITY OF OF THE NUMBER OF "BRAIN CELLS" DYING FROM LISTENING TO THE CONSTANT RHETORIC AND "FAKE NEWS" CLAIMS MADE BY TRUMP IS FAR MORE TROUBLING....
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