Ruskin Florida in Running to Get New NFL Team Franchise and Stadium

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NFL Headquarters in New York, 8/5/2017 - In a stunning surprise move the NFL gave the go ahead for Ruskin, FL to seek ownership for the 33rd NFL franchise. The unofficial Mayor of Ruskin Louie Rittmeyer Jr, said the boost to the economy could possibly generate enough revenue to build a Target store and a Chick-fil-A .

Gibsonton Florida was previously in the running, but concerns surfaced when they wanted to pay the 130 million dollar franchise fee in $5 and $10 dollar bills in plastic bags. The Gibsonton group proposed team mascot names including The Gibsonton Bullfrogs and The Gibtown Pit Bulls.

If approved, the current proposed location for the new Ruskin Football stadium would be built on top of the existing Amazon Fulfillment Center building located at 3350 Laurel Ridge Ave, Ruskin, Florida 33570, and would be called the Marian's Sub Shop Stadium. Some of the proposed team names for the new team include; The Ruskin Tomato Pickers, the Ruskin Food Truck Gladiators, and the Ruskin Trailer Park Titans. One other name thrown in contention for the new stadium is the Dollar Store Arena.

Approval is scheduled immediately after the new Outback Restaurant opens in Ruskin.

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