Senior Trump Adviser Arrested on Liberty Island: "It's my patriotic duty to remove to cosmopolitan bias."

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New York (JP): Federal Officers with the United States Park Police have arrested President Trump's Senior Policy Adviser Stephen Miller on charges of destruction of government property. A source within the department, speaking under the condition of anonymity as he was not authorized to speak to discuss the matter publicly, told Breaking News that Mr. Miller, carrying a hammer and a chisel, was caught on Liberty Island trying to "change the poem," referring to the plaque with Emma Lazarus's The New Colossus. The plaque, which has yet to be taken down, now reads:

Not like the fair politicians of yore
With decisions that lend to the common well
Here in Trump Tower shall henceforth now dwell
An orange-faced pussy-grabber, a boor
Whose Twitter tantrums have turned into lore
Father of Junior: From his White House pell-mell
Comes an executive order drafted in hell
Penned by Miller-Bannon, declaring war
With the crusader's bloody and murd'rous swords
"Quoth Trump by tweet: 'Give me your PhDs, your white
Blonde, Western, light-skinned colonial lords
And let's the refuse, the Illegals indict
Let's kick out the poor (only let's call them "hordes")
I now lift my torch to set them alight.'

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