Dolphins Owner Tears ACL

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In what can only be described as a a bizarre turn of events, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross tore his ACL Wednesday, chasing a defiant Cocker Spaniel down at Cocanut Grove Dog Park in Miami . Known for a tendency towards superstitions, many NFL players and fans had already grown suspicious of a string of Dolphin player injuries.

Ross is the chairman and majority owner of The Related Companies, a global real estate development firm he founded in 1972. Related is best known for developing the Time Warner Center, where Ross lives and works, as well as the Hudson Yards Redevelopment Project. According to Forbes magazine, Ross had a net worth of $12 billion. Ross is also the principal owner of the Miami Dolphins and Hard Rock Stadium. He enjoys basket weaving, wearing assless leather chaps to Piggly Wiggly's, and making great scratch falafels.

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