Solar Eclipse Biodegradable Eye Protection

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Best place to see the eclipse? IN YOUR HOUSE on the TV!!! Unless you want to go blind or you can get one of my guaranteed eye protection devices (see below). When the eclipse starts, place the special "eye protector" pictured below on your head, hide in a closet and keep it there until the eclipse is over. Seriously, you and your children DO NOT stare at the Sun, you will lose your sight ~ permanently. If you do not have glasses that are compliant with the ISO 12312-2 international safety standard for such products, don't look at it. BE SAFE ~ BE SMART.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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