Kaepernick Scores 4 Touchdowns In Preseason Game

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If you haven't heard about Colin Kaepernick's amazing preseason resurgence by now, you're either dead or living under a rock. As if Kaepernick wasn't spectacular enough in week one of the preseason, he backed that historic performance up with an even more impressive 4 touchdowns over the weekend. The obvious one that everyone's going to be talking about is the play where Kaepernick threw a 75-yard touchdown pass to himself. With all of his receivers well covered, Kaepernick launched the ball 60 yards down the field and used his blazing 3.2 40 speed to catch up to the ball and catch it for a touchdown.

"It's truly unbelievable what he's capable of. This guy has superhuman abilities and it's going to be impossible to stop him this coming season" said Kaepernick's head coach.

Just to give you an idea of the impact Kaepernick's going to have on fantasy this year; that 75-yard touchdown play alone of Kaepernick would result in twenty fantasy points in a standard league. Twenty points and that's not even including his other three touchdown plays.

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