Wilmington resident arrested for several counts of robbery of local neighbors groceries

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24 year old, Wilmington Nc resident, Nigeria Fantasia Holloway, was spotted on surveillance Monday evening, in front of Howards Seafood Market located, 5th and Castle Street, eating groceries. Cousin,
(Undisclosed information), of the victim says that "what she saw was gruesome." Once spotted by Nigeria, She claimed to have ran for her life. "I aint wont my groceries ate, so I hauld ass!" She said with such dignity. How did the robbery occure, you ask? Two witnesses, allegedly, broke up the grocery eating shenanigans and they both claimed Ms. Holloway robbed them of their self worth caise she ate theirs too.

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