Mount Airy To Condemn Drug Dwellings

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Mount Airy- The Mount Airy Police and County Inspectors are about to embark on a mission they lovingly call "Operation Clean House." The city, made famous by Andy Griffith in the sleepy little town of Mayberry has some modern day scenes that are not representative of small town America, but more like the ghettos of Chicago because of the many drug houses or what is known as "Trap Houses .

"It's time to act" said Mount Airy Mayor Steve Yokeley. "We are a tourist town and people don't want to visit, much less live where drug addicts are flourishing in many homes in our neighborhoods. These homes are also uninhabitable and have to be destroyed. It's a disgrace and doesn't follow the legacy of Mayberry."

One such home can be seen in the neighboring town of Flatrock on Winesap Lane. "We know the druggies are there because there have been numerous complaints made," said Yokeley. People want to live in clean safe neighborhoods and something has to be done now." This journalist reached out to the landlord at Winesap Lane but he could not be reached for comment.

-Clay Aiken

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