Police search for Thornton Hough pervert
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Police would like to speak to anyone with information surrounding the whereabouts of Pub landlord Carl Starkey (48) of Thornton Hough, who has been exposing his genetalia to young men around the West Kirby area on more than 15 occasions.
Witnesses describe Mr Starkey as being above 6' and of large build walking around the West Kirby area exposing himself to passing men having undone his trousers. When approached by a group of youths who were forewarned of his recent actions, he quickly entered a black Audi Q5 and drove away at high speed.
Police have found a stash of gay phonography in the home of Mr Starkey. Wife Paula Starkey refuses to comment stating Mr Starkey is currently staying with relatives in the North Wales area and has not been home following affair with young barman currently employed at the seven stars public house owned and run by the couple since 2001.
Do you know Carl? Have you seen anything of any significance in your local area?
Any witnesses are encouraged to call 01517096010 with any further information.
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