Breaking News! Cats can kill you!

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In latest studies scientists have confirmed having cats in your home can actually shorten your lifespan by 30. Studies show having a cat around infants especially, can not only threaten there health, but actually cause death in 9 of American homes. There is a hormone given by most males especially in there salava that cause cancer, infertility, stomach and intestinal disformation and heart disease. This number grows with number of cats in home by 37. The president is looking to stop all breeding of cats by 2018..

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