Alien Life on Earth Disclosed to the Public by Men in Black
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Washington D.C. - Today at The White House, the Men in Black finally apprehended the alien impersonating Donald Trump. The MIB have been hunting down the rogue Trump impersonator over the last 2 years when he started campaigning for the presidency. "The MIB team follows several alien lifeforms that are visiting our planet every day" explained Kevin Brown, aka Agent K. "Me and my partner, Agent J [James Darrell Edwards III] had been tracking the alien pretending to be Trump after the real Trump died in 2000 and the alien used his skin as a disguise. Sometime before he announced his campaign, the alien known as Hilary 2.0 [A-109009 in the database] turned off its tracking device and went rogue. We had no idea where he was until he started to campaign. At this point he was in the public eye so much it was next to impossible to take him out without word getting out. We felt that now was an appropriate time to make the apprehension since the alien was trying to piss off as many people as possible to get the human race to become extinct so that they could use us as a new home planet since they can survive nuclear war." Now that the secret is out, several people who have been with aliens impersonating someone else will now face some awkward situations at the diner table. According to the MIB, Trump isn't the first alien president the US has had. Both Bill Clinton and George W. Bush were aliens in disguise but the MIB knew they weren't going to turn the world into a nuclear war so they did nothing. The MIB also disclosed that the aliens in E.T. and Alf were real aliens used in the movies. They just stunned the film crews after each day of filming so that the secret wouldn't get out.
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