Picking the Right Fuckable Object
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There are a lot of factors that go into your own personal fuck-item. They say, "know your enemy, and know yourself", and the same could be said here.
If you know how your body ticks, then you can chose how long you want your sex thing's head (hint: make it extra long) or how many onesies you will make it wear (hint: only one and never change it). You might even be able to select it's diet (hint: it involves mustard and hotdog buns, with sugar and bread). You might even surprise yourself with how perfect your otherwise useless thrust-automaton is! Read on to find out more.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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