Scientist say "Butthole bugs are real".
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Researchers have found that a small microb found in people toilets. Are causing big problems. The microb or better known as "sphincter pincher." Lives under the rims of toilets. This little nook and cranny habors millions of the tiny anal predators. That lay dorment until you go and do your buisness and much like fleas the vibrations set off a chain reaction. The tiny creature the jumps to your bum, crawls to the anus, and lays its eggs. Right inside the the anus. Drs. Say that there could be hundreds of these little invaders living in just 1 single human anus. Side effects could be from over flatulents, to anal rott. A sure way to prevent infestation and to protect yourself is simple. Researcher found that applying a small amount of Icy Hot or Liquid heat, may detour the pest away. And just simply cleaning your toilets may prevent this from happening at all.
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