Coke sued for addictive ingrediants

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The Coca Cola company was sued by Attorney General Hanz Gruber today after analaysis that their signature beverages contain caffeine, a known addictive substance in the state of California. Former principal flavor scientist Newton White is expected to appear for the company at a hearing next week. When reached he responded to BreakingNews247.net by saying, "Duh, it's on the label. Just another blue state money grab I guess." Stay in touch for the latest.

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