POLICE CALL 'FOWL' ON 'CHICKEN MAN'

Saturday 08 May 2059 23402 Shares

POLICE CALL 'FOWL' ON 'CHICKEN MAN'

Authorities in and around NEPA are focusing their efforts to find, apprehend and question the person wanted in the disappearance and probable molestation of numerous chickens. 'Chicken Man' as the media has dubbed him, creeps into the coops of the unsuspecting fowl and, well this being a family publication, we can't print the details. Suffice it to say that the feathers found at the scene(s) retain a stench that soap and water will not cover.
If you have any information as to the identity of this person, please contact the authorities. DO NOT; we repeat DO NOT attempt to take custody of this individual, as you may end up as a $5 meal at the local KFC.

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