Maryellen Burke to be Crowned Princess

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Maryellen Burke is to be Crowned a New Princess in newly discovered Island Country, located just off the coast of Uranus. The island, affectionately known and "Little Turd", due it being a part of Uranus, will become the planets newest ruling parliamentary system.

In the past, Maryellen, aka PIES, or JONES, was a budding singer in a Rock-n-Roll band, a Theoretical Physicist for the Mars Corporation, expounding on Almond Joy bars and why the Almond Joy rules, and Mounds Drool.

Yes Pies, this is all Bullshit... for now.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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